Microfiction Muse #10

I offer a twisted tale for Diane Estrella's Microfiction Muse...

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"I'm going to be sick!"

"Don't worry, sweetie...your mom knows what she's doing."

"Then why is she brandishing that bloody knife?"

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"I'd say the vegan diet's not going well."

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Thanks to Polly at The 5th Sister for supplying this great photo and to Diane for inviting us to pen a tale around it in 140 characters or less. You'll want to check out the other entries...

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http://dianeestrella.com/

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http://5thsister.blogspot.com/

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Since I'm already on a skewed path here today, I might as well throw in a pair of limericks that came to me at the same time as the above. Madeleine at Mad Kane's Humour Blog unleashed a monster when she opened my world up to limericks!
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A woman who brandished a knife
Took a poke at the love of her life.
Her wrath he did fear,
So he choked back a tear
And reluctantly made her his wife!
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A fellow who brandished a knife
Had a penchant for stirring up strife.
His girl he did whack
When she’d not have him back
And now he’s serving fifteen-to-life!
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You might want to check out Mad Kane's blog, though you could find yourself developing a new passion...LOL.
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http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/
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