Jenny Matlock hosts the wonderful Saturday Centus, where she invites us to weave a tale around the word prompt she provides. Inclined to throw in extra challenges, she has limited us to 60 words this week using the prompt, 'Dear John'. This is my fervent, (but in good form), contribution...
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Dear John:
I can't believe what a jerk you are! You steal my truck, take my money and run off with my sister! And then you kidnap my dog!?! I love that dog!
Keep the damned truck, and my cheating sister, but bring Brucie back or I'll haunt you 'til the day you die! Seriously!!
Sincerely,
Lucy
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:) Very good!
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ReplyDeletePlenty of dirty dogs (and one fine one) to go around, here!
PS--I've written about lions again today. ;-)
Stellar! Very creative, reaching deep, I loved it!
ReplyDeleteGreat and truly funny take on this prompt!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes,
Anna
Sanna writes to John Tell-Anna's SC wk 60
LOL! What fun!
ReplyDeleteMad Kane
Looks like Brucie is twice the man John was!!! Great post!
ReplyDeleteHOpefully Brucie will go all dog on him and growl at his cheating butt ... gotta love our dogs!!!
ReplyDeleteWritten like a true dog lover! Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLove it! Love it! Crying, I am, as I laugh. I'm all about lovin" my dogs, and Brucie is definitely a keeper. Glad you threw John under a bus!
ReplyDeleteNamaste..........cj
Ha! I loved your take on this! Sounds like Lucy definitely has her priorities in order! Dog lovers rule!
ReplyDeleteExcellent job !
ReplyDeleteJust so hilarious, I'm still laughing...that low down stinker John !!!
Good one. I'm chuckling!
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yeah. give back the darn dog
ReplyDeleteI love it! A young bulldog is moving into my place - she is going to enjoy the big yard and having other dogs to play with - that brings the neighborhood dog count in the nearest four houses to NINE! All barkers:)
ReplyDeleteLol … very funny, Lynette! But there is a ring of truth in this little plot when it comes to the love we feel for our pets and "man’s best friend". :))
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Very good! And hilarious :)
ReplyDeleteOh great stuff...decisions ..decisions! love your use of the prompt! Funny stuff!
ReplyDeleteEnchanting...and the dog was definitely worth the letter. :)
ReplyDeleteOh Com on ! There couldn't have been a more hilarious post! Suppper enjoyed! ;) twang!
ReplyDeleteWho is Diane Estralla? I'm confused!
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This was a cool use of the Saturday Centus prompt!
Oh my goodness, Jenny....I do apologize! Clearly, my computer wasn't the only thing malfunctioning last week!!!
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